Kale says the Darndest Things!

I've been meaning to do this

for a while now.

I want to write down all the

funny things Kale says right now.

1. Packack (Backpack)

2. Are you kidding me?!

3. Are you serious?!

4. I like your shirt!/ears!/clothes!

5. Get out of here

6. I want to dance and move!

7. Bruit Snacks (Fruit snacks)

8. Dad, I want me. (and then dad says, You want me? 

Ah, clever boy)

9. What's that noise? I'll check.

10. Big stick.

11. When skyping with Uncle Dain and Kyle

he tickles the screen and they

wiggle around an then drop

out of the screen. 

Then, Kale puts his hands up to

his mouth and yells,

Uncle Dain! Where is he?

Uncle Kyle! I want you!

Over. And over. And over.

12. Oh thank you!

13. Scuse you (excuse you)

14. He takes a picture of us using

one of our old phones and then says,

One more time.

15. I want to walk around!

16. Pick a movie.

17. When he sees a little girl 

he always says, Hey girl.

But the other day we were outside 

and one of the neighbor 

girls walked by and,

I kid you not,

he leaned on the water spicket

and said,

Hey girl. 

18. Whenever we leave somewhere,

he says goodbye to EVERYTHING.

Goodbye tree.

Goodbye kids.

Goodbye church.

Goodbye car.

Goodbye park.

Goodbye clothes (at bedtime).

Goodbye water.

19. When dad comes home Kale says,

Hi dad. What's your name? 

What he means to say is How are you.

So cute.

20. He sings songs and it is the 

funniest/cutest thing ever.

My favorite right now is the 

monkeys teasing Mr. Alligator song.

There are probably more I'm forgetting about,

and I'm sure there will be 

new ones every day.

I love this little boy so much!!!!