Sunday, June 15, 2014

Wedding Daze

What a crazy few weeks
we've had!
First of all,
check out this silly
picture of Kale.
He had a day where he wanted 
to wear his helmet all day.
Goofy kid

Also, we have some new
neighbors who are
more than willing to share
their things.
Including their electric guitars...
 
 
Now the the main event.
Last weekend we
made the trip down
to Denver for Kyle and Heathers wedding!
It. Was. Crazy.
But totally worth it.

 
 
Kale LOVES his uncles
and Nana and Grandpa
and Great-Grandma and Great Aunt Aethea.
They gave him all the attention he
loves and he was sad when 
we left. 
Some highlights from the trip down:
Kale pooped on the side
of the road.
We didn't know he was pooping until 
it was too late. 
As soon as he'd finished a cop
pulled up behind us.
He was just making
sure we were okay,
and completely accepted
our explanation of
"emergency potty stop."
I was a very naughty mom
and didn't listen to my doctors
about how often we should
stop so I could get
up and walk around.
We were supposed to stop every
2 hours...oops.
Tyler was a champion and 
drove the whole way
to Grandma's house
in Ogden.
We made it in about 12ish hours,
which was really
great, all things considered.
Kale was a little ball
of energy,
terrorizing Grandma's house. 
We left early early the next
morning and picked
Aethea up,
who happened to have food
poisoning.
I don't know how she
did it.
She's a champion.
Kale must have felt
her pain,
because not long into the drive
he threw up.
We think he was just car sick
from the canyon.
Tyler caught most of it.
With his bare hands.
So gross.
The rest of the drive was really
fast.
I felt like we were in Denver
in no time at all.
We hit some traffic in Denver,
oh, and a TORNADO WARNING.
We didn't know what county
we were in so I called
my family to find 
out if we maybe needed to take cover.
The kindly lied to me
and told me we weren't in a 
tornado warning, that was
somewhere else.
But then we got to the hotel
and Jake let me know 
they had lied.
That's true family love right there.

Okay, we've made it to some pictures.
Jake made Kale's love
for him even stronger
by taking him swimming
at the hotel pool.

Kale thought the pool
was cold,
so they lounged
in the hot tub
for a bit.

  Heather's parents hosted a little barbecue
the night before the wedding in their beautiful backyard. Grandpa took a turn entertaining Kale :)

 Now,
it's wedding time!
It was so fun
to be there.
Kale loved the flowers
around the temple,
and taking pictures on Tyler's phone.
 



Wedding Selfies.
Duh.

 


Oh, did I forget to mention
just how pregnant I was?
38 weeks.
As in 2 weeks from my due date.
No big deal.
Everyone pampered me to the max.
I am seriously so loved.


I love this picture.
It's so....Kyle.
 


 
Kale took some of
my favorite 
pictures of the trip.
Including the next two:



                        

The wedding party!
I LOVED the tan suits.
Great wedding color 
choice Heather!



Kale was as patient as 
you can expect a 2-year-old
to be.
But when it was time to
go, 
he was done taking
orders from anyone.
Luckily, Aunt Aethea was
there to save the day!


The reception that night
was in Heather's backyard.
It was a beautiful night
and the whole place looked great!
 Tyler snatched a picture
of the newlyweds
during their first dance.
Isn't her dress GORGEOUS.
I couldn't get over it.
I'm still not.


This is another picture taken
by Kale that
is one of my favorites.
I might have been
a little bit cold...


Kale and I danced
the mommy-son dance
when they invited us
up to join Kyle and mom.
Kale didn't get it.
I loved it.


And that was about it!
By the end of 
the night I was
pretty exhausted.
To be honest,
I'm surprised I didn't start
some labor.
But Heavenly Father 
heard our prayers and
said Yes I will help you!

We got up and left about 5:15 the next morning.
Poor Kale threw up again.
We made it to Ogden and took 
a little break.
Then, we kept on going.
We went to Boise and stayed the
night at Tyler's Grandparent's house.
Kale loved doing his puzzles 
in the car!


This was the first
time Kale and I had met
Tyler's grandparents.
They were great!
Kale was a little
ball of energy and they
just went with it.
We are soooooooo grateful
that we could stop
at their house.
It made all the difference.


They have the most beautiful
backyard.
It's full of colorful flowers
and a little garden.
We all loved it,
but Kale really loved it.
Grandma helped him
pick some fresh strawberries,
which he thought was the
coolest thing ever.
 

He also got to help water
some plants,
which he didn't want to 
stop doing.
Ever.
 


I think my favorite part
of the night was 
when Grandma and Kale
read a book together.
It was so cute.


The next morning we took it easy.
We slept until we woke up,
we slowly got our stuff
together and 
ate breakfast.
Eventually we left,
to finish off our last leg of 
the trip.
Tyler and I were so relieved
to be home.
Kale didn't feel the same.
He kept saying he had
to "Go back that way!"

We were so blessed throughout
this whole trip.
Tyler was AMAZING.
He took such good care 
of us, drove a ridiculous
amount of hours,
and was super fun to be
around the whole time.
He's a wonderful guy,
I'm really so glad
to have him for my husband.

Well, more has happened,
but this is all I have the
energy to do right now.
Tyler graduated yesterday,
so there will be a post about that soon!
And this baby should be arriving
soon!!!



Sunday, May 25, 2014

Octopus and Baby Showers

My, my, how the time flies!
Lots of things have 
happened and lots of
things are going to happen still.
The weather has begun
to warm up,
which is GREAT.
Tyler is all done with his
thesis project!
He defended this past week
and kicked some major
butt.
I was really impressed 
with him and it 
seemed like everyone else
was, too.
But, I mean, who wouldn't be?

Well, who would like 
some pictures of Kale
enjoying the warm
weather?
I knew it.


Kale. LOVES. Popsicles.
And I am conditioning
him to love 
the banana flavored
ones above all others.
 

Kale also loves to 
play in the water.
And by in the water,
I mean, around the water.
Or, controlling the water.
He loves to be in charge
of the hose...
 

Or pointing his octopus 
sprinkler at others...
 

Or throwing a ball through
the water...

Or running around the sprinkler
and using the hose
as a finish line...

We also had a day
where we went to my friend
Kristen's house and 
Kale played with
her son Bauston in their 
kiddie pool.
There's nothing like watching
two silly boys
play in the water together.
Sorry, no pictures of the event, though.

Speaking of Kristen,
she threw me a baby shower yesterday!
It was wonderful
and SO many people came.
Kristen went ALL OUT
and it was a great time all around.
Here are a few pictures:


The next picture is of the 
surprise Kristen had for me.
Her son had been excited
for weeks to show 
me the surprise.
He ran out to meet me at my
car when I got there and 
made me close my 
eyes and took my hand to lead me
to it.
It was so adorable.
And totally worth it,
as you can see:

Did you see the Nike socks???

My mom couldn't be
here, for obvious
reasons, but she
sent a card that I opened at the shower.
Love you mom!

This is Kylie, Kristen's little sister.
She was one of my 
Activity Days girls
and she helped out a lot.
Thanks Kylie!


And, of course,
this is Kristen.
She spoiled me so much
with this baby shower
and I just can't thank her 
enough.
I'm really going to miss 
her when we move.
I value her friendship so much.
Thank you thank you
thank you Kristen!

 I also want to say a special
thanks to my friends 
who came to the shower
and gave me presents:
Mindyn Clark, Emily Hall, Rachel Smith, Valerie Calaway,
Tawny Winn, Kristina Jakeman, Jessime Robinson, Glenna Grow,
Georgia Arnold, and an especially
big thank you to Tally Wyatt (Kristen's mom)
for letting us have the shower
at her house.
Everyone is so kind and generous
and leaving them all
is not going to be fun.

Well, that's about it.
We've got less than 2 weeks
until Kyle and Heather's wedding.
3 weeks until Tyler's graduation.
and 4 weeks until my
due date!
Life is good :)

Friday, April 25, 2014

Happy Birthday Grandpa Gerber!

Happy Birthday to 
one of the 
goofiest Grandpas
around!!!


Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter everyone!
Here are some pictures.

So, my parents and my
mother-in-law love to
spoil me,
and they love to spoil
their grandchildren
even more.
It's awesome.
Therefore, this past week
we have received 
many packages.
Some are things we needed
for Baby Girl,
and some were presents for
Kale.
Kale has loved all his 
presents,
but he might love the boxes
the most....

We turned one of the boxes
into a space ship.


I know, it's amazing how
much it looks like
a space ship.
What can I say, I have a gift.


The day before Easter some
friends came over and 
we dyed eggs.
This was the first time in my life
that I've boiled eggs.
I was too embarrassed
to ask my mom.
Thank goodness for Pinterest.
Everything turned out great.
Thank you Nana Gerber for the
awesome No-Spill egg dying kit!

Today, we went to our friend's,
the Wyatts,
to have a little Easter egg hunt.
I brought 13 eggs to hide.
Tally made like.....76.
Plus they put their dyed eggs 
out there.
And ours, because we gave them ours
since we weren't going to eat them.
The Wyatts are crazy about
their develed-eggs.

Eventually Kale's basket got 
so heavy that Tyler
had to follow him around with it.
That's probably because
Tally put change in
her eggs.
I love the Wyatts.



 Look at that haul!
 

Kale was really excited
about the dollar.
And then he remembered
there was CANDY 
in front of him.


And, of course,
we had to take a family
Easter picture.
Because I grew up doing that.
And now you all can see my tummy.
You're welcome.
31 weeks down!


If you think Kale looks a little
off in the above 
picture, 
you would be right.
We hadn't realized it yet, 
but he was sick.
He fell asleep on Tyler 
watching Toy Story 2
and woke up with a temperature
of 101.
And he was so out of it.
I guess it's only appropriate
for him to feel 
a little loopy on 4/20
(hahaha I couldn't resist!)
He seems to be feeling
a little better right now but
there is every possibility 
I'll be in for a long night with this 
cutie pie.
Happy Easter all!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Kale. Is. Taking. A. NAP.

Sooooo, in case you didn't read the title,
Kale is taking a NAP!!!
I don't have much to say right now,
I just saw an opportune 
moment and I thought,
hey, I'll put some
pictures on the blog that really 
aren't that old!

First up, 
Kale and I had a little 
picnic.
I love picnics.
And hot dogs.
And watermelon.
Kale seemed to enjoy himself as well.


After we'd finished our hot dogs
we had m&ms 
on the blanket.
Kale also seemed to enjoy
this part.


 This next picture is the 
result of me and pinterest.
I made Kale some 
finger paint.
The finger paint sucked
but he enjoyed getting all messy.


For our final event,
my very good friend Brittany
sent Kale and Baby Girl
a package full of fun things.
She is the most thoughtful
person!!!!
I love her.
Anyway, among the gifts
was this really cool
bubble blower thingy
that Kale and I play with 
just about every day.
Here's one of those days.




And that's it!
The weather has taken a turn
for the beautiful the
past few days, 
and later today
(after Kale's nap!)
I might take some pictures of him.
Or maybe I'll take some 
later this week.
Who knows?

Quick baby update:
I've hit 29 weeks!
Crazytimes, I know.
She's doing great!
She is quite the mover,
just like her big brother was.
My tummy is quite
definitely a prego-looking one now.
Sorry I'm not sorry 
that I haven't posted any 
pictures of said tummy.
No, we don't have name
picked out.
Not even close.
Maybe we'll just be one of those
people who wait
until she's old enough
to pick her own name.
And until then we'll just call
her Baby Girl Patterson.
Problem solved.

Anywho, time to enjoy my 
down time!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

A Day to Be Celebrated

Something happened today.
Something amazing.
Something that I never thought could 
make me so very happy.
And it's something that should be celebrated.
There are a lot of firsts for 
babies.
First smile.
First laugh.
First roll over.
First blowout poopy diaper.
It seems an age since Kale
had a "first".
But today, he had one.
An epic one.
Today, after 4 frustrating days of 
potty training,
Kale pooped in the toilet,
and none of it started in his
underwear.
Now, I am not stupid enough
to think that he will
forever poop in the toilet
and I will never wash
another pair of gross undies.
But this is a victory
nonetheless.
Is the potty training still super frustrating?
Absolutely.
Kale is doing this thing right 
now where he says he has to go potty
so I take him,
and he does nothing.
So we leave,
and then 30 seconds later,
very urgently,
says he has to go potty.
It has taken me 20 minutes to write
the above because of this
lovely little routine of his.
I think that if this was my life ever
day for eternity - 
in the middle of writing the previous sentence,
Kale pooped his pants.
Well, 
that was short-lived.
It was my fault.
He told me, 
for the 7th time,
that he had to go potty.
But I was writing this thrilling stuff
and was annoyed that 
he was only gonna sit there
for a few seconds and hop 
right back off.
I had time.
So, he started pooping.
Boy, did he show me.
And now, he hasn't said 
he has to go potty again.
Guess I'm learning
as much as he is.
I refuse to lose my optimism.
Otherwise, I'll give up and 
put him back in diapers until he's 
in Kindergarten.
So, to end on a happy note,
take a look at the 
pictures we took to celebrate his
earlier poop in the toilet.

Kale's poop coincided with 
the filling up of his
sticker potty chart.
So, he got one of his big prizes
which was this shirt:


 You don't want to be 
in the way when
his laser goes off.



And his reward for pooping
in the toilet was
ice cream.
Which he loved.
And wanted more.
 
 

He was just as excited to take
pictures as he was
to eat the ice cream.
This is his "cheese" face:
 

All in all,
it's been a good day.
It's all new to me
and I am finding just how
very impatient and selfish 
I really am.
I love Kale more than anything.
But I will love him more
than infinity when 
he's completely 
potty trained.